Ten Sexy Ladies: Going To The Bank
Get a loaf of this (no way am I fixing that sweet typo): I had to go to the bank today. The bank. Like inside? The building?
I don’t think I’ve stepped foot in a bank since Stephen Hawking invented ATMs because who am I, Liberace or whatever with fancy financial things to do? Like I need a small…
wow I was afraid someone else had taken my idea for a cat polishing machine company.
Ten Sexy Ladies: 2012
I awake on New Year’s Day to discover my fingers stuck in ten different vodka bottles. They make a terrible clatter as I somehow manage to don my kimono emblazoned with a .44 Magnum Colt Anaconda and the words I WILL DESERT STORM DAT ASS in Papyrus. I wait for my boner to subside and then go…
drunkgu remix
original here
I am actually really enjoying this.
dismemberment plan - the city
But I’m not unsympathetic!
Weapons Of Mass Distraction of the Day: When Girls’ Generation makes a surprise appearance at a Korean military camp, the soldiers understandably lose their collective SoShi.
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(via magone)
The Road is Winding
This post titled “The Race is Long” by Charlie O’Donnell couldn’t have come at a more opportune time for the Class of 2011, myself included. My peers and I have all just settled into new jobs, trying to jump-start careers and looking to fit in this crazy city as an adult — and we’re all at a point where we’ve had a couple of stumbles since graduating in May.
For those of you too lazy to click-through (personal favourites have been highlighted):
- You are still standing.
- What you do over the course of your career and, more importantly, over the course of your life, far outweighs a single play, game, deal, etc.
- How hard you work after failure will determine your character—not that you failed.
- Love inspires others to be the best people possible. Hate weakens people and makes them shallow. People can never hate as much as other people can love—so hate will always lose and eventually go away.
- The idea of giving up and walking away never really enters your mind if you are doing something you truly love.
- If you are not open to learning from failure, your experience will be a missed opportunity.
- You will absolutely get another chance.
- All of the people who know how hard you worked to get to the point where what you did even mattered at all—they’ll remember your effort and bet on you again because of it.
- Your real life results as a person matter more than your Google results.
- There were tons of factors that led to your efforts even mattering—to think that the results simply came down to you is naive. There’s always a bigger picture to keep in mind.


